Cigarettes. Drugs. Aaron Paul. Late nights. Beef jerky. Movies. My boyfriend. Cuddles. Norman Reedus. Cute Panties. Cats. Sweats. Ice cream. Hair dye. Roadtrips.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
(Source: chelseawoosh)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
“I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.”
it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of theseee
woah dude yr arms are huge literally imagined a popeye the sailor anchor tat and like getting socked in the face
what a cool person omgnot sure if should be offended or not
either way I’ll take it as a compliment
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?the fuck? the fuck?
there’s somethin’ fucking wrong
the fuck?
these bitches singin’ songs
the fuck?
the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing
why the fuck is they so happy?
goddamn these things are creepy!
the fuck is this?
the fuck!
jesus h christ.
I love this website
Asian fish and peanut sauce noodles